did you get engaged???
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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