omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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