I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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