She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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