I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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