Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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