This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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