He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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