we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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