i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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