girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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