The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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