guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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