Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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