do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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