What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just high enough for therapy.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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