dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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