And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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