so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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