Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
You can't motorboat a personality
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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