what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Shame is for Republicans.
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