Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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