Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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