The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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