All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
