Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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