the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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