Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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