'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
so much tequila, so little girl.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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