is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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