Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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