i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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