Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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