Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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