Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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