It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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