I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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