it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
