He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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