I accidentally burped into my bong.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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