It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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