Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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