Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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