Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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