So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Couch. On fire.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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