i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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