I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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