please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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