My brain says no but my pants say off.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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