I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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