she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
